Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

jeeze oh man

What a parent in the 1950s and 1960s would say when the kids were around.

Mother: Dear, your son just tried to put the cat down the Dispose-all

Father" Jeeze oh man.

by Bidnow73 February 03, 2024

Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.

F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.

by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023

oh jeez

Something a pussy would say. NOT a swear word. Morty uses it a lot, because he is a fucking pussy.

Oh jeez, Rick!
Oh jeez, what is happening!? (Instead of "Shit, what the fuck is going on!?")

by aTruePOTATO December 03, 2019

Jeez Louweeze

Meaning : "wtf you have got to be flipping kidding me?" OR "you've got to be fucking shitting me" el oh el

I can't believe that asshole took off with my phone charger...jeez louweeze

by Shtup September 19, 2017

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 23, 2017

Jeez wid smees

1. A phrase or saying said when surprised or angry.

*does something cool*. "oh jeez wid smees!" He said.

by Moppity Shlop the Mop April 22, 2018