jagon

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.

Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!

by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006

jaiona

A young and beautiful/handsome child, who is smart and intelligence. And cares about people in her kind

Jaiona can you help me solve this math people?

by Christmas123456 June 28, 2017

Jamon

Jamon is sexy and hot asf. He loves his bae. He also is in love with another girl. Jamon is also smart and talented. He attracts girls and everyone loves him especially his secret admirer. Jamon is also very good in bed with the girl he really loves.

Omg I wish I was like Jamon
Jamon was so good in bed omg

by Thatawesomekid1234 September 9, 2016

Jalon

Usually a black male. Muscular physique,athletic smart. shy at times but funny when you get to know them, very observant, want to change the world, manifests dreams into reality. Loving, great boyfriend.

Remember what Jalon did?

by Ion God November 7, 2018

Jalon

A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.

Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful

by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018

jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.

-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.

by super86me December 10, 2008

jairon

A nice guy who is very annoying but is usually a good person. A person who is very obsessed with music and is always hungry. Jairon is one the deepest thinkers and think too much. But over all is a very nice person.

Hey everyone! Look its jairon!!

by jmmp123 May 15, 2014