19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.
by alfreydo April 12, 2019
Tall, awesomely cute guy. Who knows how to be sensitive and sweet, but he also knows how to be a man. He is addicted to video games. He loves to make videos and film things. He can be laid back and hes very shy. His curly hair is amazing and his dark brown eyes are pretty. He has the best voice. hes the best boyfriend one could ever have. girls tend to leave their boyfriends for him. Hes quiet, sometimes so much that its annoying. But hes easy to love. he knows many people despite his quietness.
by shortstuff54 February 12, 2010
The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.
by Jareddd! June 26, 2011
1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.
*also see BEAR
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.
*also see BEAR
by JZLOVERRRR February 07, 2008
Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers
Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!
by Princess_BlondieBaby December 02, 2012
Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.
by Jared90 February 03, 2010
Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.
Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.
Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.
Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.
Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents
"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"
"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"
"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"
by Jjbbigfangirl February 15, 2017