When you first meet him he acts all tough but as you get to know him you realize how much of a softy he is. He is caring, understanding and he’s the cutest smile. It’s impossible not to fall in love with such a perfect guy.
Definition of perfect? Jared
by RedheadsAreAmazing May 12, 2019
Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.
by pseudonym12312 July 28, 2012
An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.
Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
by squirt812 March 23, 2009
Someone who is a great daddy dom. Is funny, caring, sweet, dorky, a dweeb, etc. He will continuously keep you laughing. Makes you blush 1000x over. Will love you forever and keep you safe.
by DaddysLittlePrincess99 February 18, 2017
Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.
by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019
by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016
Jared is obsessed with bath bombs
by EvanHandSoap August 14, 2018