1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
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a pretty albanian girl from queens with long blonde hair green eyes and that has a dollface and a body of a killa mad tight thin stomach, with a big ass and small perky tits and gorgeous tempting sweet angel lips big eyes she can see the world shes a tease likes to please and makes all the boys beg and makes all the girls pissed if your lucky she will blow you a kiss she has long legs sexy hips beautiful smile straight white pearl teeth skin so smooth and white ish and tanish the girl is barbie
by joe00 March 1, 2009
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by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
Get the jackie chan mug.Sean: Yo, I heard you and Markus' sister hooked up last weekend after we chilled.
Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.
Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.
by GodofSlang December 27, 2016
Get the Jacking mug.A girl (obviously..) who not only takes your breath away at the sight of her but will leave you thinking she is the most amazingly good looking girl of them all.
Her eyes will stand out as the biggest attribute, and while gazing into them is the most perfect thing to do, she is the blue sky, the rays of light through your curtains and everything. When you get to know her personally, you will realize that perfection does exist in a person.
Her eyes will stand out as the biggest attribute, and while gazing into them is the most perfect thing to do, she is the blue sky, the rays of light through your curtains and everything. When you get to know her personally, you will realize that perfection does exist in a person.
by Willxcoco February 19, 2017
Get the Jackie mug.When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
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