w.w.j.d.

What would j00 do? What gamers ask each other when they encounter a tough boss or area.

Dude i'm playing Kingdom Hearts and I just got to Ansem, w.w.j.d.?

by Teh_Nite_Guy May 17, 2006

i.j.d.a.l.c.

an acronym that is to be used on an instant messanging system, meaning "i just did a little chuckle". this acronym was created for those times when you dont quite "lol", but you are also a step above a "haha".

person 1: i fell today, and broke my leg.
person 2: thats so funny, i.j.d.a.l.c.!

by christin&jake December 27, 2005

O.J.D

meaning Obsesive Jonas Disorder

"95% of teens these days have O.J.D. like Jane"

by XxdeadspiritxX July 12, 2009

Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.

Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!

by chronowarp January 11, 2014

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

W.D.J.D

W.D.J.D

W.D.J.D. means What Did Jesus Do as in what did he do for us.

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Pb&j’d

When a guy asks for period sex, gets declined and then tries the back door.

The girl will proceed to flush a large amount of period blood down her vagina and to her asshole. She then gets nervous and shits her pants as part of a defense mechanism. Making you pb&j’d.

“Did you hear about jamal?”
“No! What happened?”

“His girl had him totally PB&J’d!”

by Sleeptighterthanavirgin October 27, 2025