if i could i wood

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra

my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes

by jack/lucas March 3, 2007

could care less

to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.

"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."

by xcelsior September 4, 2005

A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!

Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009

ur fave could never

Referring to someone who couldn't do as well as someone else. In example, used to say singer 2 couldn't do something singer 1 could. In normal terms, if someone says they look good, and say 'ur fave could never', they are basically just saying that they look really good.

Girl 1: Wow singer 1 is so amazing!!
Girl 2: I prefer singer 2
Girl 1: But singer 1 can hit that whistle tone! Ur fave could never.

by BabyBunnyBoy October 15, 2017

Least I Could Do

LICD(found at leasticoulddo.com) is a webcomic, created by Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza. It is also the webcomic that has spread the phrase, 'vagoo'.
READ. IT.

Least I Could Do, although not for all ages, is an infinitley funny read.

by J. Waltz October 12, 2007

I could buy you

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."

"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

You could say it was the greate-

The last words of Charles Calvin

RIP Charles

"We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greate-"
*Sad music plays*

by General-Kenobi September 8, 2020