Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016

internet

A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

The sex industry owns the Internet now.

by sarcastic June 23, 2003

internet

The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

internet

A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

by burnt in effigy May 25, 2003

an internet

The phrase used by someone that thinks there are more than one internet

Hey Ryan, why don't we go get on an internet and buy some Cub tickets?

by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009

Internet

God's notepad.

The Internet said so.

by Non-Player Character July 20, 2012

internet

the reason you're either doing great in or failing school.

1) taking answers from the internet
2) procrastinating and not even attempting homework.

by swiggity swoner i have a boner May 30, 2013