When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.
by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010
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by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008
Get the Alternative Energy Incentives mug.1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
Get the tactical insertion mug.A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."
A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."
A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
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