indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

indoor grilling

Generic sexual innuendo.

" 'bout to do some indoor grilling up in here"

by wyo September 9, 2014

Indoor Cat

A woman that reaches an orgasm through vaginal sex.

Hence, her vagina (or pussy/cat) being "Indoor"

"Either my dick game is strong, or that Thotty is an indoor cat."

by Nawledge September 23, 2014

indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES

Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry

by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014

Indoor Pool

An Indoor Pool is a pool that is usually found indoors, usually found in the Northern Parts of the country, or at higher end hotels.

If you want to go swimming, Go back to the North and get in your "Indoor Pool", Shannon.

by SouthUrban May 15, 2015

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 12, 2015