kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!

"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"

by Sl!m December 30, 2008

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"

Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

Puked My Pants

Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.

I just Puked My Pants!

by Mr.Coffee August 19, 2006

creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018