Impathy

Impathy is the empathy that someone feels for themselves. To impathize is to feel empathy for the self. Impathy is the basis of self-love and is essential for peace of mind. However, psychopaths are also known to be deeply impathetic.

Noone needs more empathy from you than yourself. In other words, you need to have some impathy. Actually, you can't be genuinely empathetic without first being impathetic.

by BabuGeorge December 11, 2016

Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

by dysangel March 8, 2009

impact rifle

A futuristic weapon with nearly limitless ammunition. It uses electro-magnetism to accelerate a mass, which can tear through several layers of armor. The recoil from one of these is higher than most other rifles.

The batallion of soldiers equipped with impact rifles made swiss cheese of that line of tanks.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

iPARTY

When u have a solitary secret boogie with songs on your ipod that u're too embarrassed to play at parties or even admit that you like, includes dance routines and is usually in front of the mirror.

'Yess!! I've got the house to myself 2nite. Me + MC Hammer = totally sexy iparty!'

'Ok, I've watched the rolex sweep 50times now on youtube. Time to put the headphones on & execute the moves, iParty-stylee'

Note: this would occur as an internal monologue and never ever said out loud to anyone...

by m.c hammer February 2, 2009

Genshin Impact Player

A certain someone who plays Genshin Impact and has never touched grass or showered in their life. Mostly seen as a disgrace to humanity.

Person: Ew you stink, have you showered?
Genshin Impact Player: I don’t need a shower I have my waifus

by Skriddo March 24, 2022

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

by Biafra J August 24, 2004

Impatient Dentist

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010