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Ides Of May

The middle of May; approximately May 15th. This is the general date at which all high-school seniors have gotten where they want to be and thus, stop caring about high school. This coincides with the point in the grading term in which they can still pass their classes without doing any work from there on out.

This is a play on words, referring to the Ides of March. Much like Caesar's downfall, the Ides of May lead to the downfall of many seniors because they often fail to do the gradebook math correctly (their brains are fried, give 'em a break).
"Beware the ides of May... for along with the flowers, senioritis shall be in full bloom."

A: "The Ides of May are approaching, dude..."
B: "Fuck, my college requires a final transcript. Shit."
A: "Lame. Wanna hit up a party later on anyway?"
B: "Totally."
A: "You too, Brutus?"
C: "Totally."
by oh, you know. December 26, 2008
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Ideagasm

The physical manifestation of an idea so wonderful that it sends waves of ecstasy from the ears to the tips of the toes.
Judy: Hey, you should quit the band for a year and be a Big Brother.
Phillip: (writhing in ecstasy) Holy cow that is such a good idea!!! I think I just had an ideagasm.
by spock11384 August 28, 2008
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idea

a thought, plan, notion, anything that is conjured up in the brain and sometimes put into action and/or shared with the rest of the crowd.
when you get an idea the lightbulb over your head turns on and glows a pretty yellow
by etchasketch January 7, 2004
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ideal-ballistic

A quick to respond phrase that is seldom used when in total agreement with your work colleague.

(Circa: 2000)
Jigsy: “We’re gonna have some drinks after work, that sound good to you dude?”

Lito: ”Ideal-ballistic!”
by Carlito Pinkariya December 9, 2008
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Idea High School

A group of kids who do weird shit and like memes, but disguised as a school
Someone 1: They act so weird

Someone 2: Well they go to Idea High School.
by TMG60Max April 20, 2019
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Idear

The English people usually don't pronounce the Letter R unless its followed by a vowel as in "the doctor announced" and some other special cases ,so when they say "the car has broken down" it actually sounds like "the ca has broken down"
but it would be hard to say "the ca is green for example" so they just add an r at the end of any word that ends this way even if it doesn't have an r at the end of it
so "the idea is" will sound like "the idear is"
and "the idea has" will remain the same
the idear is
"the sofar is" equals "the sofa is"
"we sawr on tv" equal "we saw on tv"
by AnyNickNameAndGetItOverWith October 13, 2009
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ideapreneur

Somebody who likes to generate new and innovative ideas - whether for business or other purposes - and to help realize them. Includes but not limited to entrepreneurs.
A: 'Sam is always full of terrific ideas, and you know what - he actually makes a lot of them happen!

B: 'Yeah, he's a true ideapreneur'
by Novatrinho July 3, 2009
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