i’ll see if i can 

No, this means no

Guy: We should hang out this weekend.

Girl: I’ll see if I can.

By saying this she is telling you no

i’ll see if i can by eldestbrotherG March 9, 2018

go see if I'm at the toilet 

get out of my hair, leave me alone.
come from hebrew slang

little brother: Iwant to be with you.
big brother: go see if I'm at the toilet

go see if I'm at the toilet by jacki.km May 17, 2006

If I'm lying, I'm dying 

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

If I'm lying, I'm dying by KY Dude February 25, 2019

IFIID 

I'd Fuck If I'm Drunk. A girl that is normally cute, but needs the extra push of alcohol to be considered as fuck material.

Guy 1: She looks pretty good tonight
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't know. Definite ifiid.

IFIID by CasualBro March 17, 2011

ifif 

I Find it funny

So what did you think of the movie? Ifif

ifif by Citrus bristle April 3, 2015

ifiyenia 

Ifiyenia is a sweet kind person. She is a gymnast and is rather flexible. She is a great friend and deserves all the love she can contain!!

If your friend is called ifiyenia give her a small portion of chips !!

ifiyenia by Yes as November 11, 2019

ifibr 

Ifibr is short for “If I’m being real” as in “if im forreal” when you’re saying something true.

nah but ifibr tho, she’s actually leng.

“this food is actually good ifibr.”

“NAHHH MAN HE F*CKING LOOKS LIKE A TWIG IFIBR LMAOO”

ifibr by isuckdildosyuh August 21, 2022