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suburban hunting

(v) hunting wild animals in a suburban setting. usually the animals are small because of the rarity of big game in a suburb.
ducks, rabbits, stray cats & dogs, and many domestic animals (while still in the yard its much easier to get a succesful kill) are all considered game.
by emologist April 26, 2005
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Pizza hunting

Must satisfy 2 major, 1 major and 2 minor, or 4 minor

Major Criteria
1. Eating equal to or greater than 3 slices of pizza in a non-meal setting
2. Eating pizza from more than 1 pizza restaurant in the same night
3. Eating pizza between the hours of 12 Midnight and 6 AM

Minor Criteria
1. Consciously eating dinner early in order to assure being hungry for "late night slices"
2. Choosing a nightlife location for you and your friends because of its proximity to a favorite pizza spot
3. Leaving your friends at a social interaction under false pretenses (e.g. to smoke a cigarette or to make a phone call) to eat pizza
4. Altering the pizza order in anticipation of further pizza eating that night (e.g. ordering extra for later or ordering less in anticipation of hitting another pizza joint)
5. Going back up to order more pizza either while eating or after finishing your first helping
6. Altering pizza eating habits in order to make yourself feel better, A.K.A. "Hunter's Denial" (e.g. eating whole wheat pizza because "its better for you" or eating pizza with knife and fork for better etiquette)
7. Performing excessive measures in order to not miss out on the pizza experience (e.g. blending the pizza after oral surgery or removing cheese because of an allergy)
Pizza hunting is essentially summed up by eating dinner, going out, drinking alcohol, getting hungry and searching out and eating pizza at all costs.
by jmascite June 12, 2009
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Plug Hunting

To search or seek out electrical outlets in the hope of charging your phone or iPad.
Dude My phone died at O'hare airport and had to go plug hunting for an hour before I could score a charge.
by OmarJunkman August 6, 2015
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The PA Hunting Trip

When a man gets dressed up camo, while the girl tapes antlers to her head and wears a deer skin on her back, and a white tail on her ass. You give it to her from behind while wearing an orange vest. The guy blows a grunt call, while the girl blows a doe bleat.
Every night before hunting season opens I make my wife do the PA hunting trip to get a little pregame in.
by AMD1072 December 21, 2010
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Dragon Hunting

Dragon Hunting is the Bisexual, Unatached Male equivalent of a Unicorn in Poly and Non-Monogamy lifestyles.
Jeb and Kara feel their lives are incomplete, and are looking for a third. They want a Bisexual Man, so they go Dragon Hunting.
by Milasriel March 9, 2018
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Panda Hunting

Due to the rarity of a panda, this term refers to someone who has a white upper half and a black lower half. The two most rare and admirable traits (usually).

For men, an attractive white girl with a big ass.

For women, an attractive white male (with a secure financial future and possible trust fund) and a big dick.
We're going to that new club to go Panda Hunting , it's a little sketchy but I'm gonna make some bitch call me Steve Irwin
by khartman January 27, 2009
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hunting

the way of life for many hunting enthusiasts. oftenly stereotyped as being a red neck thing but is vastly enjoyed in europe

(it keeps me off of the streets)
me and my dad went hunting this weekend
by WHITE MIKE May 13, 2005
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