Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

humbaw

the act of humming whilst simultaneously sucking on testicles,its an ideal accompiniment to a gobble.try humming theme tunes like superman,batman,star trek and the star wars trilogy.
its a very difficult act and if you can find a girl(or guy if youre that way inclined) who is able to do it without laughing youve rolled a double six
aka hum-job,hummer

"wee shug was roon earlier and says he got a humbaw aff cassie last night"

by Whitecarlos February 3, 2008

humbabe ruz

to cheer on a small black person

Dude stop saying humbabe ruz, I'm not black!

by Tupac Chode June 8, 2009

Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

dallas humballing

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Keep Busy Stay Humble

A phrase coined by a famous philosopher from the PA area. Keeping busy is part one requiring that you stay busy but not too busy as you can never be more busy than humble. Part two requires you stay the exact amount humble as you are busy.

Henry: Ben handjob really keeps himself busy by beating off on the neighbors patio furniture?

Vince: Man I warned him, he needs to keep busy stay humble.

by Hdoc June 22, 2021