haberl

A person who looks like a nice kind innocent person, but will probably kill you in your sleep.

Person A: How did your dad die?
Person B: He was shot by a Haberl.

by supersofia November 21, 2022

Born Haber Cycle

The Born Haber Cycle is a method of visualising Hess' law and is often used to find lattice enthalpy, which cannot be determined empirically. Lattice enthalpy measures the energy needed to break apart ionic bonds in a lattice structure. In a Born Haber Cycle, lattice enthalpy can be found by combining the enthalpies of atomisation, ionisation (usually endothermic) and electron affinity (exothermic).

Also something that strikes fear into the hearts of IB chemistry students.

Draw the Born Haber Cycle of MgCl2 to find its lattice enthalpy. (6 marks)

by 志度哪 February 4, 2022

habeas grabus

A term (coined by Tunch Ilken, Craig Wolfley, and possibly even Myron Cope) referring to the penalty of 'holding' in football. Its use often correlates to the severity of the penalty. For example, 'habeas grabus' would be used in situations where the penalty is less detrimental to the Steelers, like any game in which the Steelers are playing the Browns. No matter how many holding penalties get called against the Steelers, Cleaveland is not going to win. This is true for almost any other team in the NFL who plays the Browns. However, the holding penalty called against Justin Hartwig in Superbowl XLIII that resulted in a safety and almost cost the Steelers a 6th superbowl title would probably be met with a reaction such as "Fuck!" or "If the ref had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops!" or even "I'm so shit-faced, I don't even know who's playing right now".

Tunch- "The Steelers have comitted a lot of penalties in the red zone today."

Wolf- "Yeah, Willie Colon commited habeas grabus so Tomlin had to settle for a field goal."

by COXICLE December 3, 2009

Haberdouchery

haberdouchery |ˈhabərˌdou ch ərē|
noun ( pl. -eries)
1. The act of conducting oneself in a douche-like manner inside a habdershery

Stop this haberdouchery at once! I will not tolerate this haberdouchery inside my haberdashery!!

I've heard them fellows got into trouble Haberdouchering over at old mr. Marcus' haberdashery

by Moreybear September 16, 2009

habersham

Small county located in Georgia with a population of about 30,000 is full of whatever you can imagine but they are all wannabes because it self the county is just trees and roads the only real group are rednecks, the school is nickname the sham is got a lame Football team that is only good for parting after losing a game because the cheerleaders are really slutty it also has a lame Basketball team, the only sports worth cheering are soccer that makes it to the play-offs every year and is always kicking private school ass and the golf, tennis, Baseball, swimming and wresteling all which have statee tittles but no one knows!!

-Tony: "Hey matt, how is the Habersham football team this year?"
-Matt: "We have not lost by more than 30 points this season!!"
-Tony: "That's awesome!! a new county record!!"
-Matt: "Yup, we are improving, And how is soccer team?"
-Tony: "We have perfect record so far and we are pretty much in play-offs already, so that's the 3rd region tittle in a row"
-Matt: "ZZZZzzzZZZZZzzz"
-Tony; "losers"

by monkeylion January 13, 2008

Habeebs

Slang for Habeebi, which is an Arabic word expressing positive emotions

Hows it going Habeebs?

by karim_the_great May 9, 2019

haberdashery

(n.) A noun relating to foolish and absurd acts often committed in a social setting, but may occur in private as well. While the origin of these shenanigans dates back to traveling salesmen selling men’s clothing in 17th century England, over time it has become more widely used to describe the aforementioned types of acts. Alcoholic beverages are a popular catalyst to the occurrence of such foolishness.
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"

The woman scoffed, but knew her fiancé’s drunken haberdashery would be limited to the night of his bachelor party only.
or
What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?

by e. trujillo and e. orme July 23, 2008