hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

homedawgslice

someone who is a combination of your homie and dawg but is also the coolest thing since sliced bread

that was an awesome party homedawgslice

by maybenextweek June 30, 2005

holed

screwd Worked over. Rotten deal. fucked

That bitch holed you good. Man, you got holed in that deal

by halboth November 14, 2005

Hover-a-bitch

A boy or man you meet while out with your friends who:
1. Offers little or infantile conversation.
2. Assumes that he is your dance partner and follows you to the floor.
3. Attempts to make himself a 'sheik' with his 'harem'; namely, you and your friends.
4. Doesn't even offer to buy drinks.
5. Often a sub par specimen to look at.

Marquia: Who is this guy? do you know him?
Yania: Yeah, WTF! He is totally cramping our style! I was talking to this hottie and he rolled up and cb'd me!
Alice: Girls, he is a total hover-a-bitch!

by LupaLatina December 16, 2009

Hovel

A fictional run-down building, similar to a shack, in which witches dwell. Ostensibly, a hovel can be defined in terms of the habitation of a witch, as a witch would only choose to live in a hovel. In actual fact, not all hovels are inhabited by witches and not all witches live in hovels (see the witch in Hansel and Gretel), so the connection between the two is unclear.

Person 1: "What's that shack-like building over there?"
Person 2: "There's a cauldron outside, so presumably a hovel."
Person 1: "How can you be sure?"
Person 2: "Well cauldrons belong to witches and witches live in hovels so I'm simply exercising my deductive skills."

by Merry and Dylan November 28, 2012

Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013

clever hover

An object or act of surprising ingenuity, the phrase comes from a flymo lawnmower advert.

Person 1: "They put locks on all the doors to keep hobo's out."
Person 2: "Ahh, clever hover."

by sam991 April 26, 2006