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hotness

the state of being hot
after one has been running for a bus, or are in a club where the condensation drips from the walls, you may exclaim, "Phew, hotness!"
by angelina ballerina December 16, 2003
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hotness

A word to describe a hot, fine, young man
"Ooh, he's fulla hotness!"
by awesomer than you September 22, 2003
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hitless

When one is not touched or fazed by anything or anyone.

Also deals with Hitless#3461 which is the supreme destroyer.
Omg! He's hitless! Hitless the god!
by Hitless#3461 April 20, 2019
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hotness

A conjugation of the word "hot" so that it can take on a different usage
"I'm impressed by your hotness."
by onestanza April 9, 2004
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New Hotness

To refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S!
Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have.
by Johnny Blaze April 15, 2004
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Hotness Factor

A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.

The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.

This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.

Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.

Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.

Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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Waste of hotness

Joe: man Zoe is really hot but she is prude as fuck.
Dominic: yeah bro i know shes is a total waste of hotness
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