jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

horton high

The congregation of americans who truly want to be Canadians but cannot accept the fact that they never will be.

Olive Oil Stanley:Horton high

by Olive Oil Stanley September 17, 2010

Horton hears a snitch

The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches

When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot

by Defult dan the meme man December 9, 2018

ladue Horton Watkins high

Actually best school is Missouri
Better than Marquette

Much better than Clayton

Educates your children the CORRECT way

Ladue Horton Watkins High is the best.

by Poopymonkeybaby December 22, 2024

Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Horton’s Hurler

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.

I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.

by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018