Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Twilight Herpes

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011

Herpeghonosyphilitis

noun ('her-peh gon nuh siff ill itis)

Broad generalization and all around insult

Combination of every STD one can acquire.

I guarantee you that slut has Herpeghonosyphilitis!

by StuRat February 20, 2008

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

herpette

Same as herpina.

Meta name for a female in comix on memebase and reddit. Origin is feminized form of "Herp"

I derped the herpette after herpina turned me down.

by maschinetheist December 23, 2011

herpesgonosyphillaids

A word referring to an individual who tends to sleep with anything & everything so as to imply that they've probably picked up herpesgonosyphillaids along the way. Meaning they've picked up nearly every STD there is: herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis & AIDS.

That chick has been passed around to so many dudes, I bet she's got herpesgonosyphillaids!

by ashleygan January 8, 2012