Hithered

Drunk, inebriated or fucked up.

Tasha was totally hithered last night.

Oh man, that girl was hithered as a mother fucker last night. So it was only fair that I took advantage of her.

by NP2fast January 10, 2011

Hirsh Poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

by no range no game April 10, 2018

hairthong

triangle of hair above manass that travels around to the other side to give the visual appearance of a thong made of hair

Bob, pull up your drawers, your hairthong is peeking.

by Sachiel May 4, 2005

come hither

This technique is a form of fingering a woman's vagina. A man or woman must make the boy scout sign with their index and middle finger, and then insert these fingers into another woman's vagina, palm up. As the the fingerer withdraws the fingers, they must curl them up, as if you were beckoning to someone to "come hither", rubbing the G spot. When combined with oral sex techniques, namely licking of the clitoris, this can be very stimulating.

"Oh, yes, keep licking me . . . oh, god, come hither me too!"

by Gar-bear September 4, 2008

fo hither my nizzo

This phrase was derived from my English class. We were reading Twain, and David was confused by use of the word 'hither'. He goes, "what, is that like ghetto-speak or something?"
Then this brilliant classmate of ours (me) goes, "fo hither my nizzo". Therefore:
fo hither my nizzo - phrase - used to provoke the anger of a loser who uses old-school speech, as in the word 'hither'.

Jim: Come hither, sweet patriots!
John: (mocking) Fo hither, my nizzo! LOL bastard!

by Sparky ML June 17, 2004

hirchberger

one who is a bad ass mother fuckweer and is a lover of hiltler

dude that guy is such a hirchberger

by killer queeen January 14, 2008

hirtue

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

by imshane March 30, 2009