kill the hermit

(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.

(2) Masturbation.

(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.

(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.

by Maplethorpe September 8, 2005

internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.

Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.

by wicked son July 9, 2011

tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Tivo Hermit

Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.

Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.

Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.

Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.

by jt_urban January 11, 2009

hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to

girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell

by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017

Hermit Dogg

A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.

That hermit dogg was my best friend, why did he leave?

by The All Knower December 29, 2004

Work Hermit

A person who only leaves the safety of their own home to go to a place of employment. These people leave their home solely for the purpose of going to work.

Peter: Yo Jim, wanna come for a drink?

Jim: No, i have to work in the morning.

Peter: Ya, but you're home now and you're always working. Just come grab a few with me and the guys.

Jim: No, i'll stay in and play WOW

Peter: You're such a work hermit. All you do is stay in or work!

by freakins September 1, 2011