social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"

by badg3rs August 27, 2008
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internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
by wicked son July 10, 2011
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tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
by DarceLynn January 02, 2009
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Tivo Hermit

Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.

Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.

Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
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hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to
girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell
by iwanttopepsi July 11, 2017
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Hermit Dogg

A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.
That hermit dogg was my best friend, why did he leave?
by The All Knower December 29, 2004
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Sexual Hermits

Sexual Hermits is

When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
by jlh119 January 13, 2010
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