henschi

A Hasidic hand job

Shloime: my wife gave mamish gave me the best henschi of my life.

by DingyDingus February 5, 2022

Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.

He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.

by RozMaToz October 6, 2022

Herschel's Kiss

A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.

"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."

by lar de lar lar October 29, 2022

Herschel Highway

The alternative sex act of the virgin chosen people.

She gladly gave up her “ Herschel Highway “ as an alternative to losing her virginity before marriage.

by Auston Matthew’s Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2022

Herscheling

when an African American carries the white man’s water at the detriment of other African Americans, a la Herschel Walker’s 2022 Senate campaign

North Carolina Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson was Herscheling when he stated that Black people should not receive reparations but instead owed them.

by Altered Enigma May 8, 2023

Herschmaxing

The act of excessively jerking off while listening to Phish or Grateful Dead.

I was late to the Slayer show because I was herschmaxing in my room.

by Robo_Retard December 3, 2023

Heschel

Noun: a school filled with spoiled kids with cold hearts. The administration has no power. The real power is in the hands of the spray-tanned brikin-clad PTA mothers. God forbid the administration should upset them and then their husbands pull their funding! Admission requirements are as follows: Rich? Welcome to Heschel! Morals? Human decency? Maybe look elsewhere.

Parent of student with a net worth of less than 2.5 million: My child is being bullied so badly they cry every day and are scared to come to school.
Heschel administration: Sorry, but there is nothing we can do!

by Flora+Fauna+and+Merryweathethe March 16, 2025