Headless Horsemen

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.

Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...

by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010

heeled

When you get snitched out by a fucking friend.

Dude you just got heeled.

by kikitydk September 28, 2007

headless horsemen

an uncircumcised penis

He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.

by zemotg December 13, 2007

heddle

a fuck boy with a micro penis

hes such a heddle

by demon of hell May 3, 2017

Headless Throat Job

when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.

ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus

dam nigga, after you kill that nappy bitch, get that headless throat job nig-a-lig!!!!!!

by yeahyea January 10, 2009

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

Headless Horseman

The disappearance of the head due to the act of shoving it up a vagina.

I dove my head in vertical and performed the Headless Horseman.

by Goods and Wares May 19, 2006