Noah Hedges

a mix between a dwarf and a hobbit, the shortest boi in the world.

Noah Hedges is a small boi, in height and length.

by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2019

video hedging

Video shooting when you are about to do something stupid, and post it on youtube later, hope it become viral to cover your cost.

Russian guy A: Bruh! you gonna break your legs!!
Russian guy B: That's why you gonna video hedging me before I jump!!!

by yiwanis10k July 31, 2019

gleason hedge

A very intense, slightly war obsessed, cupcake calling, sports spectator that is a coach and gym teacher

Coach Gleason hedge made us run 3 extra laps for saying war was unnecessary

by Choco bunny eater April 12, 2014

hedge over

When your pubic hairs are long than ones penis

Riley has a nasty hedge over

by Neville61 March 14, 2017

Hedge Creeper

Alternative for pikey and gypo. So called due to its nocturnal activities creeping round the gardens of proper folk looking for things to steal. By day, it spends its time menacing pensioners into having their drive tarmac-ed or perhaps just sitting in its caravan counting its ill-gotten gains. Probably richer than the Queen.

Daily Mail reader: "Those damned hedge creepers have pitched up on the village green again!"

by DirtyManc March 09, 2007

gary hedges

the one neighbor you dont know

hey do you know the name of gary hedges

by harry gedges December 09, 2019

Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.

Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.

by Annieger June 19, 2012