Video shooting when you are about to do something stupid, and post it on youtube later, hope it become viral to cover your cost.
Russian guy A: Bruh! you gonna break your legs!!
Russian guy B: That's why you gonna video hedging me before I jump!!!
Russian guy B: That's why you gonna video hedging me before I jump!!!
by yiwanis10k July 31, 2019
Get the video hedgingmug. Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".
Or
"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".
Or
"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019
Get the Misery Hedgemug. n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?
Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
by Annieger June 22, 2012
Get the Hedge Whisperermug. by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2019
Get the Noah Hedgesmug. by LustingNemo August 6, 2017
Get the Hedge bangingmug. Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.
Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.
by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022
Get the Emotional Hedgemug. Alternative for pikey and gypo. So called due to its nocturnal activities creeping round the gardens of proper folk looking for things to steal. By day, it spends its time menacing pensioners into having their drive tarmac-ed or perhaps just sitting in its caravan counting its ill-gotten gains. Probably richer than the Queen.
by DirtyManc March 11, 2007
Get the Hedge Creepermug.