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Headlong

A Headlong is a male codeword used to signal other males when one sees a sexy woman's thong as she bends over, or just walks by.
1) Hey man! check out that fine headlong that just passed us
2) You totally missed out, Liz just had the best Headlong moment.
by Mark Twain's booty June 8, 2011
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Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by n.l.c. December 11, 2008
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Glenn Healy

A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.
Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"

Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."

Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"

Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."
by Stratego December 22, 2004
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headywop

same as head, blowjob.
Pharrell Williams "Can i have it like that"

'Let them explore the words, something like a tourist;
never get addicted unless the headywop is serious'
by Darran G-Unit December 28, 2005
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headlight

The visible outline of a woman's nipples especially when they are erect. Erection can occur due to the change or drop of weather or temperature in an environment, sexual excitation or constant friction. This appearance may get a lot of men aroused.
"girl, I can see your headlights", "look at her headlights", "Are you cold, because I can see your headlights?"
by nelle D. April 25, 2013
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heady

1. danky, great fucking nugs.
2. hippie
1. those are some heady nugs. OR are they heady?

2. there were a ton of heady kids there.

Is there a heady scene here?

yea, he was a heady kid..

look at all the headies.
by ashley January 31, 2004
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Headlocker

Headlocker is the creator of watdo industries bringing watdos to all around the world. what is a Watdo you say? Go look it up noobs.
Headlocker watted his do.
by ErangeHiCee March 7, 2011
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