58 header

a bar in a restaurant

Person #!: yo,, wanna go to a 58 header?
Person#@: sure man, lets go/

by DarkDemon27 January 31, 2018

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

by Dora the Destroyer April 27, 2018

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 05, 2021

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 09, 2009

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy March 05, 2018

de-header

so your gettin head from some bitch and you rip off her head with ur cock.

my god, eliot jones gave his own dad the de-header. That's hella nuts

by d bag shit kabob April 21, 2005