Keel Haul

When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.

"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"

by Sidecar Driver December 1, 2019

keel-haul

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.

The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.

by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005

hauled-over

an unmentionably ugly individual who undergoes a serious makeover.

that bitch musta got hauled-over, cuz she is FFFINE now!

by Lo September 1, 2008

U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009

U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007