chinana hammock

In the Era of the Corona pandemic, a mask that is worn improperly (i.e. under the chin.)

Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?

by GinAniG July 15, 2021

2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

Hamoon

A good person, and a gamer, sometimes people might hate him but its only because he is better then anyone else

Hey look, that guy is helping the world he must be hamoon

by Your friendly person October 29, 2021

Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.

The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.

by Iceman18 August 11, 2019

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

hamov

this word is an adjective that is of armenian origin. it simply means delicious.

Richard is the epitome of being hamov.

by Hamov July 9, 2006