Hastings College

A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."

I'm totally transferring out of hastings college

by ted7896ted May 22, 2016

Having game

When someone (preferably a guy) is able to pull off anyone they desire usually quick and affirmative, by saying either the sweetest thing or act in a polite manner.

*Girl walks by*
Daniel: Man, who's the gorgeous girl approaching the front desk?
Mike: Oh, that's Jessica. She's new around here, why you ask?
Daniel: She's beautiful. I'm going to talk to her.
Mike: *laughs* You think you got game like that?
Daniel: Just watch me.

*Daniel walks up to Jessica*
Daniel: Hey girl, I spotted you from a modest distance. Let's walk together and may be fall for commitment.
Jessica: *Giggles* You're sweet. I would love to walk with you. *Blushes*

Daniel walks pass Mike and says: That's what I call having game.
Mike speaks to himself: Damn my mans got game.

by Slugzcuz May 10, 2014

steam-hosing

The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.

We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.

by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006

Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

by Katheeeee August 21, 2009

haxing

Same as hacking. Is used by true hackers when relaying an exploit or accomplishment to friends.

Hacker: So I haxed into this website the other day.
Friend: What's haxing?
Hacker: nvm

by moatist April 6, 2010

East Hastings

The worst neighborhood in Vancouver unquestionably. Starts from about Clark St. until Main St (where it turns into West Hastings, a decent business area), the northern border of Chinatown and just south of the port. An uncomfortable place to be anytime where it's unusual to not see someone doing hard drugs on the sidewalk or stumbling around in cloth that doesn't qualify as clothes.
A main route from the tri-city suburbs and nothern Burnaby into the downtown core.

Let's go give out blankets on East Hastings.

by rmb1 January 23, 2006

having a Max

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!

Woo i think I'm having a Max

by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010