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cyanide and happiness

the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.
one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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artificial happiness

to be in a state of happiness through the consumption of drugs, whether it be alcohol, weed, ecstasy, etc. It is called artificial happiness because you rely on a substance to make you happy, thus making it artificial, since it doesn't come naturally.

retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.
1. Yo, I'm feeling so emo right now, I'm going to pop a pill to be in a state of artificial happiness!!!!

(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)

2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!
by cilla so ill March 19, 2007
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Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.
I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?
by CHINDOR December 16, 2007
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hatrediness

Hatrediness is the state of being in Hatredy. Hatredy is like an intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury.
The fact that you exist brings me great hatrediness.
by Rock4Ever April 9, 2009
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true happiness

Only experienced once in your life and will be remembered. The only way you can find true happiness is to believe its their; it just take time to find it. Sometimes its worth the wait.
"Do you see that girl over their in the corner? She's gleaming with True Happiness."
by Linkerets August 1, 2012
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hardinsexual

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by anonymous January 4, 2021
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happiness

a sensation derived from the secretion of endorphins. It can be acheived naturally (exercise, sex, blah blah blah) or artificialy (drugs)
by sypher December 22, 2003
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