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Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
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Harvest Moon

This is when a person is actively and intentionally taking a dump while mooning someone
Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.
by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020
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Kankle Harvest

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.
by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009
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hardstyle

Hardstyle, sometimes referred to as hardbass, is a sub-genre of trance music that is closely related to nu style gabber and hard trance. Its sound is usually characterized by a four to the floor kick beat and an off-beat gabber style bass line, trance like synth stabs and sweeps and miscellaneous samples. Tracks often feature excessive reverb and/or other effects, breakdowns and occasionally small breakbeat sections. The average tempo is between 140 and 150 bpm, around 30 slower than nu style gabber. Many hardcore artists produce hardstyle songs, which sound very similar but are more accessible. Hardstyle is generally played along side Nu-NRG and gabber in the UK and aside hard trance or hardcore in the rest of Europe.
hardstyle music played in qlimax
by compakdisk October 15, 2006
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Harvest your corn

I wish to engage in the activity of 'harvest your corn.'

Yo' trick, I wanna' harvest yo' corn.
by Mosaicc April 12, 2009
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Hardyston

A relativly small town in sussex county new jersey. many white trash rednecks call this place home, and have sex with farm animals accordingly.
Man, this place is in the middle of nowhere, it totally reminds me of hardyston.
by psych1144 December 10, 2010
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Harvest Festivals

Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.
"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead
by bigshaoon August 19, 2008
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