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Hipster cat

An online meme of a cat with glasses that enjoys unknown, obscure, or "underground" viral concepts that have spread through culture or the internet.
Hipster cat's favorite band: you haven't heard of them!
by anonymous_nerds October 3, 2011
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Hipster

Hipsters are a subculture of American consumer for whom the idea behind the marketing holds more value than the product being marketed.

The attachment of certain words, phrases or ideas to a product (e.g.; counter-culture, independent or "indie", progressive, alternative or "alt", organic, holistic, "old-school", etc.) whether that product is music, fashion, technology, food, social media or real estate, is enough to connote to the hipster "authenticity" and value, regardless of whether there is any innate value to be found.

Ironically, the hipster perceives him/herself as the counterpoint to mass-culture and conformity when, in fact the ease with which hipster "culture" can be appropriated, repackaged and marketed makes them the ultimate conformists (e.g.; tattoos were once a sign of rebellion and a badge of one's outsider status, now over 40% of all Americans under 50 have a tattoo, essentially making them all members of the same tribe.)
Definition #1 was clearly written by a hipster.

Gay porn used to feature nothing but hairless meth-addled circuit queens, now we have to watch skinny, bearded hipsters get facials.

Befuddled observer: "It's 79 degrees out, why are you wearing a kitted wool cap?"
Hipster: "Because I reject the mainstream banality of weather in favor of an authentic expression of my inner self."
Befuddled observer: "Oh, I thought it was because you're a hipster douche-bag."
by Mister Ay Cee May 5, 2013
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hamster thot

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.
"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"
by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014
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Hipster Trash

Anyone who thinks something is uncool just because it is popular. Anyone who wears thick rimmed glasses. Anyone whose name starts with Steven and ends in Mayo.
Steven Mayo is such hipster trash.
by Thegamelol June 10, 2011
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programming hipster

A software programmer that probably writes in Ruby, JavaScript or some other "popular but nonetheless probably crap" language. Typically more "artsy fartsy" types than an actual computer scientist. Millennial generation. Street clothing at all times. Hardware stack is entirely Apple-based. High concentrations exist in Shoreditch of London and Bay Area of San Francisco.
I went to a software conference last week and there was so many programming hipsters there talking about their shitty dynamically typed languages.
by theengineer November 2, 2013
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Hipster Knockoff

A person who calls himself hipster, however his music knowledge is based on radio hits,dances like a crazy fag on parties and combines skinny jeans with flip-flops.

Also refers to a hipster scenario perfomed by normie people.
You see that douche jumping around taking pictures of everyone?

he is the worst hipster knockoff I've ever seen.
by danne August 14, 2010
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Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.
"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."
by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003
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