Nothing bad will happen

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.

Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

by yay🙃 June 7, 2021

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

it happens

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

by goochofficer October 16, 2004

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.

Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.

by jim17g April 5, 2005

happendahappenda

explanation for the unexplainable. when shit just happens. a convenient shortcut for retelling a strange story or event to someone. usually used to justify one's actions when speaking with a friend.

Zoe: "Jeremy, how could you possibly have ended up in a train station in Allston on a futon with Micol?!?"

Jeremy: "...Happendahappenda!"

by Stanflan August 5, 2009