porn star hands

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

run these hands

To fist fight with someone.

You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.

by vato-mas_quemado April 26, 2016

Sad boy handshake

When two or more persons light eachothers cigarettes simultaneously.

I need a cig let's sad boy handshake

by Jersey Mike's Footlong Sub September 23, 2017

Blue Team Handshake

Connecting the thumb and pointer finger together and docking with another persons thumb and pointer finger in an up and down motion.Invented on south side of Chicago in early seventies.

Jeff had just parked his VW microbus and was so elated to see Linda and the crew he called for a Blue Team Handshake all around.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 30, 2018

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.

Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.

by madsss1 September 9, 2019