Omg my hand heeds to do his job.
by oreo da hor November 1, 2019
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the swift grabbing of another boy's pectoral muscle, the male titty. Not necessarily confined to men, but its more funny that way. Can be used in multiple contexts
"dude, gimme a handful!"
"NO, get OFFFFFFFF me!"

OR
"Lets go handfulling tonight!"

"I handful-assaulted that dude in class today"
by BrownFury February 6, 2008
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Used in place of the word tits, boobs, rack, or anything refering to a womans chest.
What a nice set of hands she has.

Check out the set of hands on that chick.
by T. Sweetman February 26, 2008
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Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.
"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 1, 2007
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LOOK AT MY USERNAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NELLY MAMA HOOHAHOO WEEEEEE DOGGY -EYES BULGE OUT OF FACE-
I LOVE HANDS
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"
(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
by AL-B in the 313 February 23, 2007
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