Trying to take off someone’s belt with only using your teeth because you were told you couldn’t use hands
by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

by oreo da hor November 1, 2019

the swift grabbing of another boy's pectoral muscle, the male titty. Not necessarily confined to men, but its more funny that way. Can be used in multiple contexts
"dude, gimme a handful!"
"NO, get OFFFFFFFF me!"
OR
"Lets go handfulling tonight!"
"I handful-assaulted that dude in class today"
"NO, get OFFFFFFFF me!"
OR
"Lets go handfulling tonight!"
"I handful-assaulted that dude in class today"
by BrownFury January 11, 2009

by T. Sweetman February 25, 2008

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."
"You sicken me..."
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

LOOK AT MY USERNAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NELLY MAMA HOOHAHOO WEEEEEE DOGGY -EYES BULGE OUT OF FACE-
I LOVE HANDS
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"
(during a blowjob)
head doctor: how's that feel?
dude: it feels good, but could be better.
head doctor: what do u want me to do?
dude: no hands bitch, no hands...
head doctor: like that?
dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
head doctor: how's that feel?
dude: it feels good, but could be better.
head doctor: what do u want me to do?
dude: no hands bitch, no hands...
head doctor: like that?
dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
by AL-B in the 313 February 25, 2007
