Hamletmonkeyillion

This is the word for 10^186,030, which is about the minimum amount of pairs of monkeys and typewriters needed for at least one monkey to type out the entirety of Hamlet. This would take about 130,000 seconds or 36 hours, considering that each monkey types one character per second, and Hamlet is about 130,000 characters long.

You need a hamletmonkeyillion monkeys to type out Hamlet.

by NicheTimbuktu September 6, 2025

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!

dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet

by Kuwalabear97 January 22, 2014

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

grace hamlet

Basic white girl. Loves Jesus but also loves sexy time. Durf queen. Will probably play you. Thinks the sun and moon are the same thing. Sugar boobs. Has a hickey somewhere on her body at all times. Looking for a husband but can’t stop hoeing around. Gets offended when someone talks about her tits but she loves to show them off.

Damn Grace Hamlet has some tits

by chaws69tiller69 July 11, 2019

Eli Hamblen

The coolest of the group

I’m the best of all my friends you can call me an eli Hamblen

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 December 22, 2020

Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021