knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

hanging out

to socialize with your friends, whether it is of your choosing or not; most of the time the term is uesd to refer to a type of fun.

me n chip were hanging out.

by howdoithinkofthisstuff? March 29, 2005

hogging

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.

I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

Meat Hanging

When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.

Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

The Oden's Hanging Sidekick

While performing The Oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform fellatio on another gentleman. When the person playing the part of "Oden Viking Warrior" cuts off the female's head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party's purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male's Big Bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a Christmas tree from the sheer joy.

Person 1: Man I wish I can experience the joy and excitement of The Oden's Hanging Sidekick.
Person 2: I've done it twice, and the feeling is Excruciating...Excruciatingly DELIGHTFUL!!!
Yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home...if you know what I mean!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006

Hanging out of my arse

Severely hungover; dying of a hangover

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".

by Jo 4 Nikki January 18, 2006

Ground Hogging

a term used for the exact moment when your turd begins to exit your ass but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it's head out to look around.

"Damn, where the hell is the bathroom?! I feel like I'm ground hogging!!!"

by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006