gaytastical

(adj) when someone says something so corny, that it is considered entertaining despite its rediculous nature.

Darla: 'he used the line "hey babe are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind"...'

Brenda: "thats gaytastical that he had the guts to say that to you!"

by latinlover302 September 19, 2011

Gymnastics

A bunch of 4 year old girls jumping around and doing crap.

Gymnastics is dumb.

by Ricky Dobby February 24, 2019

Gymnastics

A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.

Friend 1: God gymnastics is ugly.
Friend 2: I know. Isn't ballet just so much prettier and better?

by DieDieDie666 January 27, 2012

car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

guntastic

A happening that resembles the sheer fagotry of being gunned down by noobs.

Man, shooting me in the back of the head with a desert eagle is some guntastic fagotry.

by recant November 27, 2002

Mental Gymnastics

Any argument I don't understand

Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!

by General I80 April 11, 2021

Gynastics

The act of a woman inserting a truly impressive object into her vagina.

Getting a whole bowling pin inside was an impressive display of gynastics, but the whole bowling ball was the gold medal winner.

by Bababingus July 17, 2025