Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025

Donnie Gurney

loving and caring person and is a god and loves someone very much and would do anything for her Love is a variety of feelings, emotions, and attitude. For some love is more than just being interested physically in someone, it's an emotional attachment. Love is more of a feeling that a person feels for another person. ... The basic meaning of love is to feel more than liking towards someone.

Donnie Gurney is cute

by 24dgurney October 22, 2019

Bud Gurney

High quality marijuana. The kind that will lay you out.

Bud Gurney’s got me down on the couch watching Columbo.

by Vader Baconator September 26, 2020

dirty gurden

Shoves his turban up a bitch pussy

You did a Dirty Gurden

by GurdenSingh May 9, 2022

Hurdy Gurdy

How you feel when you're hurdy gurdying so hard.

"Hey man, how's it going?"

"Oh, you know, just Hurdy Gurdying."

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy

When you feel hella hurdy, to the point of gurdy.

"Ah freak man, you see that dude? He just got a visit from the hurdy gurdy man."

by Kaitwow January 30, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy

A sexual act in which a person strokes one man's penis and fingers anither woman's vagina, much like one would play the instrument of the same name.

Amanda performed a Hurdy Gurdy on Mike and his wife.

by JJ Lord July 7, 2023