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Guitar

Normally six-stringed, a guitar is extremely easy to play and master, so most (if not all) guitar players are musically illiterate. Being unable to read notes on a five-line staff, guitar players instead invent tabulature, which basically shows exactly where to play the notes.

It is worthy to note that people with no musical knowledge whatsoever can still play the music written by supposedly professional "artists", which says a lot about modern music. No random faggot would be able to play the works of Mozart or Beethoven.

Some versions of guitar even use electricity, these guitars sound even worse than their acoustic counterparts and even waste resources. In my opinion the people who made electric guitars deserve to be hanged.
Guitar player: OMG I can strum along to this Metallica song I'm so good!

Me: What note is that you just played?

Guitar player: Uh, I don't know.

Me: What key is the song in?

Guitar player: Wtf is a key?

Me: What's the time signature?

Guitar player: ...

Me: You call yourself a fucking musician?
by MusicallyLiteratePerson August 1, 2008
mugGet the Guitarmug.

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.
by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009
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Guitared

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.
by Mr420alot February 21, 2011
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Guitar

we are gonna guitar the night away baby. :)
by megrian August 17, 2007
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Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
by Mineralogie March 18, 2017
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guitar noob

A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.
Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....
by Adam Kurowski November 29, 2007
mugGet the guitar noobmug.

Guitar Case

a place to hide your weed.
i hide my weed in my guitar case.
by erk2000 February 1, 2009
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