guestimate

V. To guess and estimate at the same time.

Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.

by Ferrett487 July 8, 2005

guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

by Mark8 April 15, 2007

Guestimating

Best guess, using formulated approach to vaguely reference any particular set of information.

"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."

"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."

by Wes Ferguson July 26, 2005

Gypsy Guest

Person who will try to book an hotel room, saying that "the general manager told me..." and then continue with lies.
Later during the stay find one or two things bad with either the service or room, and at check out plant a cockroach or other bug into: bed, sheets, towels, food, and dresser drawers. Then proced to refuse to pay and/or demand to be reimbursed for such a "horrible" stay. After getting away without paying they go back to the room and steal everything that they can get into their luggage.

Receptionist: Did you hear about the guest that didn't pay for the discounted rate that our GM gave them?
Supervisor: oh! you are refering to the Gypsy guest that lied about the discount, planted bugs in the room and then browned the room?

by Antonio Baila July 3, 2009

guextbook

The combination of three words: guess, text, and book.

Rootword: guext

A term used to describe a textbook which one has never read, esp. for a final examination.

I don't need to read that thing! I have more knowledge than that guextbook up here!
*points to head*

by whywouldyouask December 20, 2010

guestival

A festival celebrated in the company of a lot of guests. Mostly painful because of their presence.

A:Hey, how was Christmas?
B:It was terrible. It was like a guestival

by Sighber December 13, 2007

guested

the state of having been a guest somewhere

I was super steazy on the hill cuz I was chomping on Ollie Pop and I guested at a Holiday Inn last night.

by JohnnyPop December 16, 2008