Guacamole-coli

Guacamole in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Salsa-monella.

Sandi must have gotten into the guacamole-coli at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

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Holy guacamole

Guacamole thats been blessed by god also can be used when your shocked.

Theres a flying pig, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!"
God has blessed this "holy guacamole "

by Grace-pie69 June 3, 2017

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a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.

-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."

by beepbeepbadeep April 13, 2009

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Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011

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guacamole shower

a rare phenomenon caused by the unrestricted spillage of guacamole dip. often caused by an exploding guacagrenade, the guacamole shower leaves everything in its path stained an avocado green, at least until the next rainstorm.

as lisa tried to pick up the serving bowl of guacamole dip, it slipped from her greasy hands and crashed to the table, strewing green stuff everywhere. "nice guacamole shower, lisa," tammi yelled, "i hope it rains soon, or at least before mom and dad get back from cancun."

by earpuller July 16, 2006

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