Crog Grog

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Grog

A world renowned sket, who gets with peoples brothers and kisses ex boyfriends

they’re such a grog

by cookiecrisp12 August 12, 2021

Grog

Grog is any of a variety of psychoactive beverages, mostly alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: "aye mate want some grog?
Guy 2: "nah im fine.
Guy 1: "ight."

by The almighty Heinz beans can December 11, 2021

Grogging

To be aggressively masturbating under a short amount of time

I was grogging last night man.

by Ludacroisburfer July 16, 2024

Grog

A drunk car from rocket league that constantly squirts alcohol.

I use the Grog to make my friends drunk.

by The Harem Scientist May 12, 2021

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form

(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

Grog

Opposite of poggers, an unenjoyable experience.

“Oh man just shut my pants, this is so grog.”

by Dirtysnakewhipper December 27, 2023