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Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.
"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."
by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016
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Peach Gobbler

There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler

Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.

Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.

Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.
Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro
by SexAddict27 February 24, 2021
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Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.
She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
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Glizzy Gobbler

Tim: shes a hoe
john: a Glizzy gobbler
by thebetterbozo November 9, 2021
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Gobbless

The way Boomers say "God Bless" online.
A Boomer was looking for a new kidney so he started and online fundraising campaign. After every donation he would say "Gobbless each and every 1."
by PoopTeen May 13, 2021
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Gobbledygook

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Gobble gobble 3000

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.
"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"
by A person who hates ppl :) August 19, 2019
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