Greaser

The act of slightly warming up a hot dog to let a little grease out then proceed To put it up ones ass

Dude mike was so drunk last night I convinced him to do a greaser

by Acid raves March 24, 2019

Greaser

Greaser is an Italian lowlife, especially one that has greasy hair, mistreats women, and listens to loud rap music.

Romeo: I'm starting to love Toni's cooking. He makes spaghetti all the time and listens to some pretty cool rap music too.

Juliette: I hope you're not turning into a Greaser.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017

air greaser

Another name for a monster fart

Those beans I ate last night gave me mad air greaser's!!

by tzfrompc February 9, 2010

Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024