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granny panties

A term describing underwear for women that sadly might include anything that covers the butt nowadays. Only associated with old ladies or young women considered "losers", which is ridiculous because they look cute on young women, and are 10 times more comfy than a stupid thong which is a constant wedgie.

No matter what you say, it's just underwear so do whatever the hell you want to do.
A tool: Ew since you're a young woman who wears granny panties that are comfortable and don't go up your ass you are a loser!

Young woman: Whatever, if you are that pathetic and shallow enough to judge me by the type of underwear I wear, you should seriously be an hero.
by dkarmiesssy May 28, 2011
mugGet the granny pantiesmug.

Granny Gestapo

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
by Sam Walton December 15, 2008
mugGet the Granny Gestapomug.

granny puss

"Hey brah on Craigslist I saw a post for a bass player for a senior citizen band"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"
by Siris the great January 14, 2009
mugGet the granny pussmug.

granny smith

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
by mike September 13, 2004
mugGet the granny smithmug.

Granny botherer

Someone who visits their aged relative during a Coronavirus epidemic.
Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !
by DavidBronteBeach April 10, 2020
mugGet the Granny botherermug.

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.
"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."
by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016
mugGet the Granny gropermug.

Smashed The Granny

Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
by Tom A December 1, 2006
mugGet the Smashed The Grannymug.

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